Hauskoja enkun tehtävien vastauksia

Oon tehnyt jonku verran koulujuttuja. Sain vihdoin ja viimein enkun kokeen tarkastettuna ja samoin tehtävät. Tässä pari hauskaa enkun tehtävää.

Enkun kurssissa viime vuonna oli hauska runotehtävä. Piti siis kirjoittaa runo esim. ostoslistan muotoon. Sillä sivulla oli yksi runo, josta otin inspiraatiota. Tämmönen siitä tuli 😀

A shopping list

1. I need some pills.

2. For my anxiety, some pills.

3. Maybe some for my depression.

4. Pills for my grief, depression.

5. Is there some drugs for my loss?

6. Some for the voices in my head, maybe?

7. I feel nauseous, some pills for that?

8. Some for my panic attacks.

9. Also, do you have something for PTSD? I would like to have some. If there is some medication for PTSD, I'll take it. No matter how much it costs.

 10. Pills to help me get pregnant again.

 11. And yeah, I have a headache as well. So some for that.  

Tässä tehtävässä piti kirjoittaa vertauskuvia:

1. Love is like singing, you can feel it in your body and in your soul.

2. Death is like a rapist, it kills everything it touches. 

3. Sorrow is like an onion, it brings tears to your eyes until you dry them. 

4. Rain is as beautiful as its reviving forests. 

5. Beauty is like faith in God, it only matters inside you.

6. Addiction is like your scars, they never leave your body.

7. Life is like walking on thin ice, you never know when it will break from under you. 

8. Longing is like missing a piece of youself.

9. The Moon is as big as my love towards my fiancé. 

10. I am brave as a child who is going to first grade of school for the first time.

Tää tehtävä oli hauska! Piti kirjoittaa lukemansa tarina toisen ihmisen näkökulmasta. Mä kirjoitin prinsessa ja herne, prinsessan näkökulmasta!

'Once upon a time there was this young girl the age of 18. She didn’t know where she came from, who her parents were. She was raised in an orphanage and all her memories were from there. The orphanage was a horrible place. The children were abused physically, emotionally and even sexually. That girl was left at the door of the orphanage 18 years ago. Now she is finally old enough to get out of there.

The only thing she had left from her real family was an amulet that said ”princess” inside of it. She always dreamed about being a real princess. But the devastating actions of the orphanage workers made her lose her hope of a better life.

So then came the day she got out from the orphanage. It was raining and she didn’t know where to go. Then she saw a huge, fancy castle. There were long stairs to the door. She climbed up there and hesitated for a while. ”Well, nothing ventured, nothing gained” she thought and knocked the door. After a while the door opened. There was a real king at the door. The girl introduced herself as a princess. The royal family were hesitating to get her in their palace for the night but they let her in anyway. The queen herself put the bed ready for the ”so-called” princess.

The next morning the queen went to the girls room. ”How did you sleep, hun?” she said.  ”Oh, very badly indeed!” she replied. “I have scarcely closed my eyes the whole night through. I do not know what was in my bed, but I had something hard under me, and am all over black and blue. It has hurt me so much!”

The queen got very excited! She ran to tell everybody about how the girl was a real princess. ”But how do you know?” the princess asked for not being sure about it herself. The queen told her she had put three peas under the pile of mattresses she was sleeping on. And only a real princess would feel them.

Then the princess was properly introduced to the prince. She was told he was looking for a real princess to marry. The prince didn’t even propose to her. It was all decided. But she was fine with it. Finally, she knew who she was. A real princess.